Last week on March 31st, there was outbreak of over 123+ tornadoes spawning in the Midwestern, Southern, and Eastern parts of the United States.  We had one in our town, as well as two more very nearby.  One of the nearby ones tore the roof off a business and killed at least one person and injured many more.  

We all knew this was coming days in advance.  The storms in our town came late, though.  My oldest son and I were outside when it hit.  It was green and quiet and silent.  And them BOOM!  The winds came on like a beast and we ran inside.  Then the tornado sirens started screaming and we all got the dogs in the basement, and my youngest son grabbed his computer.  And off we went.  

And where do you think Miss Priss (aka YOSS: Ye Old Salty Seahag--just kidding, it's Stinky Seahag, as she always smells like cigarettes) was?  In her room, refusing to come downstairs and acting like were overreacting and were fools to be running downstairs like bunch of jerkoffs.  My husband screamed at her to get her ass to the basement, and she finally went.  Way to make it all about you, YOSS.  

Once down there, she acted like more of an asshole, pretending like it was all just one big lark.  While just a few miles away a man died because a roof was torn off a building and caved in on him.  Yeah.  Totally overreacting here.  

Then comes Monday (this was Friday night) and she said to my husband as he was heading to work, "What are we going to do without you if you need to take us to the basement again?"  in a snarky voice.  In his head was thinking "FUCK YOU", because who cares that a man died because of this storm, my husband was overreacting putting her in the basement.  Also, by making us take extra time to get her down there?  She was putting our lives at risk, too.  

The next time that she fights us on it?  She's staying upstairs.  

In 2020, my husband I drove through an actual tornado right by our house.  It didn't completely touch down, but mostly, and it was nuts.  We could have easily died.  It's not a game, when you live in places where this happens.  But my mother treats it like it is.  But this is because she's a badass, didn't you know that?  Badasses can do what they want!  They can put themselves in all sorts of danger and be fine.  I don't get that mentality.  I don't get where it stems from.

But maybe the next time a tornado comes it can take the Wicked Witch back to her homeland??  Since she's so adamant about not giving a shit about her own safety.