So, this holiday season, I have a black eye and my bladder/urethra hurt like hell.  Why?  Because I had "urodynamic testing" done and while the doctor and the website all said "Oh, it doesn't hurt at all!!", let me tell you, they are freaking liars.  I think I have IC (and they think that, too) and FUCKING HELL do not get this done if you have IC.  HOLY BANANA BALLS just don't do it!  The pain is EXCRUCIATING and I did drop a few F-Bombs during the procedure, loudly. and screamed a LOT.  They had to try it THREE times with three different catheters because it hurt so bad.  And then I came home, and oh god, the pain I felt peeing was like nothing I've ever had before.  It's better now, thank goodness.  But I did take some Tylenol, so I think that may have helped (usually it doesn't).  

And I got the back eye because I wouldn't shut up when they were doing the procedure.  LOL j/k  No, I actually gave it to myself.  I went to pick up some plastic shelves and the dumb fucks didn't have them taken apart for me and I had to do it and my hand got loose and I jammed one of the risers right into my eye (which blinded me for a moment). AND it broke my glasses.  Those fuckers should have given me my money back and given me their crappy shelves for free LOL  Who makes the person paying take them apart?  Sigh.  Now my face is all swollen and I have a black eye.  And it hurts.  A lot.  

Well, that's how you know it's Thanksgiving time.  Never a dull moment around here.  Sigh.  LOL